Ogal Finklestein is an alter-ego. He's green and resembles a beholder but is not a beholder

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and a beholder has 11 eyes." -- Ogal Finklestein (circa 1990)


The 2nd GrandPooba of WISENESS
Currently in mortal form, he is the 2nd WISEST being in existance.
"The Double V equals the Double U"


The World of Continous Ups
A world in which no one ever goes down, but always up.


Hot Topic: Stores where punk sells out to Capitalism.


Politics shouldnt dominate over logic.


Some people have more sheep DNA in their blood, than other people. -- 2006-May-16







"Taj Lawler, where the hell are you?", asked Ogal Finklestein.




Oh Annmarie Pierson from Temple University, where are you?




Oh Irene "cherry" Vanilla from Temple University, where are you?




"Im from Aston, where there's a ton of ass."




"I know it all. I just dont care to share it."




Ogal misheard the Bob Marley song as "Because everyday we pay the price with a human sacrifice". Silly Ogal.




In 2002, the Ogal rhymed, "If the smell of your shit makes you blush, then remember the rest with a courtesy flush". Over time different variations have been spoken, replacing the word 'shit' with 'poop' or 'stink', because of the company present at that time.




"Creature of habit?", asked the Ogal. "Im more like a creature of OCD." -- 2007-Apr-05